Celebrity Fuckability

Posted by VonDign 3/15/09 3 opinions

I was talkin to someone earlier today and the subject of celebrity crushes came up. Nowadays Im not as fascinated by celebrity as most people but at one point or another i had me a lil crush on one or two...or 20 famous ladies. I dont obsess over em like some of the females do these actors n shit but i fawn over a couple ladies. I gathered together a quick list of the ladies that i thought were sexy as fuck in one way or another (mostly physical). This is the top X ladies i wanna fuck edition:


Tyra Banks
I remember in grade school, im guessing it was like in sixth grade, we were told to pick an actor/actress/ famous person and send them mail. The teacher had us choose from all types of people, i was skeptical but fuck if im not gonna try. I looked through the list and I saw Tyra Banks I knew i had to get me a poster or something cuz i thought she was bad as hell. I still think she's sexy even though they keep catchin her eating and callin her crazy, Tyra can still catch it.


Toccara (whats her last name)

Ever since i saw her on Americas Next Top model I was taken. She was soo right stacked like a brick house, titties like ( 0 Y o ) ya digg her shits gave me a mission. I wanna marry a chick with body like her, dead ass. I mean look at that picture homegirl is riiiite, her face is somethin else tho, its ok its...just.... * ...moving on ...

Solange Knowles

Yes Solange I said it not Beyonce, although Bey is fine i liked her when she was a bit younger and still less made up. This is why i dig Solange. She's cute as hell, the body is ok but as long as she got a mouth it can be...uhh modified.

Sofia Vergara

As you can see there are two reasons why im feeling this chick right here lol. Spanish chicks can get it in the worst way. Although college kind of turned me off to spanish girls I still check for em, shit one of my first crushes as a child was a spanish chick. When did i first see her? SOUL PLANE lol yeah although that movie was ass she was a bright spot.

Scarlett Johannson
Of course i had to add some glue to this concoction. She bad as hell, now that i think about it, this may not be a great picture of her. Ima be honest I put it up cuz of the twins under her chin (im such a tittie feen). Her chest was exposed in that movie she did with Bill Murray and ever since i saw her I thought she was tight.

Sanaa Lathan

Now this list isnt really in order because if it was these next two chicks would be on top {or on the bottom, depends if i want to get theatrical with it}. This woman looks simply amazing. Ever since I saw her on Love and Basketball I was drawn into her. I remember watchin it at my cousins party and there was this one particular chick i was feeling and she was right there so i can go talk to her but i didnt cuz this movie was on and there she was. Love and Basketball is one of my favorite movies cuz of her, not to mention the Best Man. Homegirl is fine as hell.

Nona Gaye

Im sorry Marvin but I would defenitely give her some sexual healing. I only saw her in Crash and she was on screen for like 8 minutes but i thought she was fine as hell. She just has that look, she can easily give out the "fuck me face" and i would.

Lauren London

MHmmm good gawd. Just when I thought I grew out of the lightskinned women phaze she brings me back in. She sexy as hell journal. Im telling you ive seen only one movie more than ATL and thats fight club and im not even complaining. That NewNew can get it for sure, the way she talks in that movie is so sexy to me. Made me wish i moved over to ATL instead of Philly cuz the accents are something else. Philly girls have it though so im not complainin too much.

Jazmine Sullivan

Speaking of Phillys Fairest, Jazmine is bad. Her facial figure is fine as hell and i think she's complete in terms of what i would want in a woman physically. Long Hair, thick figure, pretty face, nice tatas... I wonder how tall she is. But yeah although most people don't know I think she's truly beautiful.


Dawn Richard



I wasnt a fan of Making tha Band the RnB girl group edition so i wasnt put on to the ladies as early as most dudes were. Eventually I caught wind of Danity Kane and began to evaluate their fuckability like all men do. The one who immidiately caught my attention was (u guessed it) Dawn. Her eyes are so sexy. She kinda got a big head (physically) but it is a beautiful big head, homegirl got it. I heard she Hatian too, its ova lol Dawn Richard, Bad B*tch

Toni Braxton
She was quite possibly my first celebrity crush. When i first saw that music video for "I Get So High" I was hypnotized. Whenever that video came on no one can tell me nothin I was zoned she was and still is bad. She on the short side but she could be my shorti anyday. She should cougar up and i could be her prey cuz id defenitely take her high. Speaking of Braxton check her sister out, I think her name is Tamar




She's no slouch either,



Other Honorable Mentions::

<---- Tamar Braxton, LoL
Alicia Keys
Beyonce
Nia Long
Emmanuelle Chiqrui (whatever her name is spelled look her up)
Stacie Lane





Fuckability ladies and gents...

3 Responses so far.

  1. Im feeling the list my dude, but you cant have Nia Long as an honorable mention. She's been solid for a minute now. Also, Meghan Good got the shaft, as well as Tarahj P. Henderson (Baby Boy). Tyra Banks was a great choice as was Solange who in my opinion is a sleeper.

  2. no keri hilson?
    no amber rose?

    no killuh™
    lmao..i kidd, welcome to my blog tho sweetiee. & ima welcome myself to yours ;]

    be easy pa♥

  3. i think amber rose os highly overrated....but thats just me ...

    Scarlett and sanaa are such bad chicks and TAMAR IM JEALOUS!!

    Do you see her body

    idk about that outfit but her body is bangin!