Showing posts with label Survey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Survey. Show all posts

Allow me to [have you meet me again] my name is Don

Posted by VonDign 6/2/10 4 opinions

Brought to you by Ciara over at doorknockersandrollers im a fan as of an hour ago...major cleavage and bold fingers/tongue (i bet) always gets luv from me. ;-)...



LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.
Name: Don
Birth Date: Oc21
Current Location: Philly
Hair Color: Black
Righty/Lefty: Righty

LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
Your fear: becoming debilitated in anyway shape or form specially in the dick area
Your dream of the perfect date: ehh good conversation, great vibes, nice scenery, lots of hours in the day and sex at the end of it...mindblowing sex

LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW.
Your thoughts first waking up: i gotta get out of here, what time is it?
Your best physical feature: the eyes
Your bed time: 3/4am
Your most missed memory: being a kid man...realtalk

LAYER 4: YOUR PICK.
Pepsi or Coke: no
McDonald’s or Burger King: no
Single or Group Dates: Singular
Adidas or Nike: Nike by a small margin
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino since i never had it before

LAYER 5: DO YOU.
Smoke: nope….
Cuss: yeap...very fluent
Take showers: -_- nooo im a cultured hobo
Have a crush: yea a couple ..one in particular
Like school: part of me misses it but i went through alot of it to get to where i'm at so….

Believe in yourself: not as much as I should
Believe what goes around comes around: yea but sometimes i eat it and do bad anyway. I never do too much tho.
Believe everything happens for a reason: definitely but its best to set yourself up in a good position so that most of what happens is "good".
Think you’re a health freak: ehh it has been a week and a half since i ate meat so i'm some kind of healthcentric

LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.
Gone to the mall: yeap yeap…
Been on stage: nope
Eaten sushi: nope
Been hurt: this month?? oh wait..may...nope
Dyed your hair: NOO

LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER.
Played a stripping game: nahh i try to stay away from those ..specially in the past
Kissed the same sex: never
Gotten beaten up: yea
Changed who you were to fit in: ehh ..half assed attempts..then i realized i adopt no "thing" adopts me


LAYER 8: GETTING OLD.
Age you’re hoping to be married by: ehh if ever..28/29
Number of kids you’re planning on having: one

LAYER 9: IN A GIRL/GUY.
Best eye color: I think green eyes are sexy
Hair color: whatever one is born with but im all for artistic expression...non tacky/ghetto plz
Short or long hair: ehh just have some lol. Hair length isnt a dealbreaker or maker
Fat or fit: if i had to choose one... fit. i like my woman with something on em know what i mean
Looks or personality: lol...hmm *looks at previous post"* ummm syke personality is king but i gotta be attracted to yeh.
Fun or serious: fun…

LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
1 MINUTE AGO: looking at the time
1 HOUR AGO: on aim
1 WEEK AGO: no clue….
1 YEAR AGO: studying


LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE.
I FEEL: like life is shitting on me professionally. or maybe its me who knows...
I HATE: certain situations...thats about it...ohh and farrrahkhan
I HIDE:
I NEED: hapiness inmy life throughout my breathing
I LOVE: tits and myself

Arm and Hammer award!! =)

Posted by VonDign 11/3/09 2 opinions

AWARDED!




"Girl Reesey" over at sweetinsanityandsarcasm broke me off an award called the honesty scrap. I wanna thank moms, ms butler from grade school, the decay of society so that i have some stuff to talk about, my past and last but not least Me! lol

The Honest Scrap Award Rules

  1. Present the award to seven bloggers whose blogs you find brilliant in content and/or design or who have encouraged you.
  2. Tell those seven people that you have given them the Honest Scrap Award.
  3. Share ten honest things about yourself.



I'M AWARDING:
Whoever reads my blog lol specially sei'lani aka "that chick with the fro" and Breezi F Baby lol


10 THINGS TOTALLY HONEST THINGS ABOUT ME
1. I love sex but i keep it on lock cause im scared of catching something so im celibate until i see some potential in a chick to be long term.
2. im 5'9
3. my fav show of all time is probably the wire..i own every episode.
4. Biggest surprise of my life was when my dick got bigger after i lost weight.
5. Fave color is Burgundy
6. Italian cuisine is my fav out of all foods. Ziiitiii!!!! *cough* Reese *cough*
7. I have range like you wouldn't believe..block or banquet i fit comfortably
8. i never broke a bone ever
9. i've only bust off from head once.
10. i've needed optical assistance since i was two years old

u like it u got it


PZ

Surveyance

Posted by VonDign 11/1/09 1 opinions

1. What time did you get up this morning? 930 cuz i dreamt of killin somebody

2. How do you like your steak? burnt around the edges and well done
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? halloween 2 the second one..umm yeah
4. What is your favorite TV show? SVU, dog whisperer, burn notice, PTI
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? australia..portland, hawaii
6. What did you have for breakfast? PANCAKES!!!
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Italiano
8. What foods do you dislike? seafood, the idea of eatin chitlins make me sick
9. Favorite place to eat? friendlys,fridays,applebees and the like
10. Favorite dressing? hot sauce :-)
11. What kind of vehicle do you drive? Nissan Maxima, moms 09 Camry :-D
12. What are your favorite clothes? my hoodies and wifebeaters now that i can fit in one
13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? Brazil, FLA and New Orleans pre Katrina and those listed above,
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? Half full!
15. Where would you want to retire? Canada parce que je parle francais
16. Favorite time of day? hmmm the morning cuz the news is new
17. Where were you born? Bronx, New York City!
18. What is your favorite sport to watch? Basketball
19. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? LaLa
20. Bird watcher? beaks or boobs ;-) lol J/p ladies
21. Are you a morning person or a night person? Night... mos def i hardly see the mornings anymore unless im working!
22. Do you have any pets? Homeboy Lucky the lil fox terrier who turned his back on his race
23. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? Im probably gonna have sex soon
24. What did you want to be when you were little? to be honest i wanted to be what would later be known as a ummm etrrorist. lol iunno why. i liked the power they have against established order...weird shit but fuck them cuz they fucked with NYC ...and other people too.
25. What is your best childhood memory? me being about 7 years old and trying to get my childhood girl-friend to sleep with me in the same bed. hmm maybe i should get into porn.
26. Are you a cat or dog person?Def dogs cats are weird and meticulous.
27. Are you married? nahh
28. Always wear your seat belt? yeah its the law ya know
29. Been in a car accident? yeah twice
30. Any pet peeves? tchh umm yeah i do
31. Favorite Pizza Toppings? pepperoni
32. Favorite Flower? ummm iunno cactus
33. Favorite ice cream? i hate ice cream
34. Favorite fast food restaurant? i don't do mickey d's, BK and the like... ooohh pizza!
35. How many times did you fail your driver's test? twice...hidden stop sign in Staten Island and a stupid ass student driver the second time.
36. From whom did you get your last email?
careerbuilder
37. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Macys since i get 20% off
38. Do anything spontaneous lately? speeding
39. Like your job? nope
40. Broccoli? love it
41. What was your favorite vacation? never went on one...
42. Last person you went out to dinner with? moms
43. What are you listening to right now? Raphael Saadiq feat Teedra Moses- I want you back
44. What is your favorite color? burgundy, black
46. How many are you tagging for this quiz? whoever
47. What time did you finish this quiz? 137am
48. Coffee drinker? nope...never again!!!! since a bug wound up on my tongue that one time

Jackin4Blogz

Posted by VonDign 10/28/09 3 opinions

Yeap i decided to (like my two fav Bloggers Reese n Lalaliybean) to do this lil random survey they got going. So here we go...


:1: MY EX- Is probably the only black guyanese chick in Beijing, she had some long ass nipples.
:2: MAYBE I SHOULD- studying
:3: I LOVE- women, money, that commercial for that videogame starring Jack Black (Welcome to hell yeah! rated M for Mature!) breasts. being clean shaven. MUSIC!!
:4: PEOPLE WOULD SAY THAT I'M- capricious, weird, quiet, a horndog, handsome
:5: I DON'T UNDERSTAND- why politics comes before the most basic of needs.. (health, a clean world, equal rights) fuck politics and the man
:6: WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING- Its usually because of a text from a random somebody who wakes up earlier than i.
:7: I LOST- umm my...nail clippers.
:8: LIFE IS FULL OF- crazy sudden alternations of boring and exciting..
:9: MY PAST IS- unique...
:10: I GET ANNOYED WHEN- when people annoy me. when someone lies. when someone is closeminded and OD traditional. When one wears skinny jeans and overtly follows trends to the letter just to get attention. when someone od's on tatts n piercings...ok maybe not the last one.
:11: PARTIES ARE- the best when alcohol is involved and everyone is drunk and start doing random stuff like breaking out into song and jumping off of things. College was the shit...
:12: I WISH- I was exempt from ever working as a mandate from God. and (s)he would look out for me and grant me wishes!
:13: DOGS- are the shit...the bigger the better. Lucky is the exception.
:14: CATS- in general will stay clear of Lucky after I let him kill that fat golden one next door.
:15: TOMORROW- I work..
:16: I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE- for annoying people and for alcohol (since I graduated)
:17: IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS- I'd invest in a chain of strip clubs and porn. I'd give some to moms and I'd see the world.
:18: I'M TOTALLY TERRIFIED: of being solo for the rest of my life. Birds (yeesh) and being a bum

Da Sex Survey

Posted by VonDign 8/15/09 0 opinions

  1. What gender are you? I exude maleness
  2. How old are you? I am 23 years old
  3. Which country do you originate from? The Bronx, New York, USA
  4. What do you do for a living? Study, Macy's
  5. At what age did you have your first sexual experience? umm...6 [ :-( / :-)]
  6. At what age did you first have sex? 19
  7. How often do you have sex? you'd be surprised...not enough
  8. How often would you like to have sex? In a perfect world? every day!!
  9. Do you enjoy having sex? very much so
  10. Do you orgasm when you have sex? This must be a survey for women....Yes, its rare that i don't Org, but it has happened before
  11. Do you experience multiple orgasms? Sometimes [def tw'ords the women]
  12. Do your prefer foreplay to intercourse? full coitus...i like fuckin more but i engage in both fervently.
  13. Have you ever had sex or participated in any sexual activities without your full consent? Hmm i guess being six years old ain't full consent...but it was cool, saw something i never seen before, much less fathom (at that time)
  14. Do you have any fantasies? yeah, i wanna fuck in a park and homegirl gotta be wearing a short skirt for easy access..broad day??? nahh let me not OD. Threesome, thats another one aannd crazy uninhibited choke a bitch, dig in my back, I hate you sex, hot shit ;-) .
  15. What are your fantasies? ohh umm look at the question above lol
  16. Are you homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual…? 100% Hetero
  17. Have you ever sought the services of a sex worker? No...i could never pay for sex... i felt like shooting myself when i first went to a strip club. Have i thought about becoming a sex worker... now that would be an interesting question!
  18. Do you use sex toys? for what?? nope not on myself and not on anyone I've been with.
  19. Do you enjoy pornography? Yea and no...at times but it becomes redundant after a while...

Survey attained from http://adventuresfrom.com/

...some blog about sex =);

Surrvey

Posted by VonDign 2/27/09 0 opinions

10 things I wish I could say to 10 people right now.

1. Fuck you, you are overrated
2. what the fuck is good my g??
3. I miss you, since my sophomore year oh high school we been tight; i understand though and I'm iite without you..
4. next time i see you i'm gonna be on you like a rug on a floor girl!!!
5. Even though i don't show it i do miss you.
6. I was scared, it was too much for me and although i shouldn't have pushed you away, you weren't good for me anyway
7. Sorry, i would have been the only black dude and it would be uncomfortable for me
8. Wheres my reccomendation, salope!!!
9. Hire me muhhfucka!!
10. I am what you're looking for, real talk!

9 things about me

1. music is everything
2. I'm very indecisive.
3. Since i graduated i went from apathy to worrysome in two months
4. Im madd smart and i hope the right people recognize it, everyone else does
5. I play the piano and im learnin to play the guitar
6. Ive always wanted to live in a BK brownstone (prolly not gonna happen since they changing downtown bk in 2010)
7. I luv house parties
8. I'm lost right now.
9. I love sex

8 ways to win my friendship

1. Be interesting
2. dont be too negative
3. similar interests help
4. has to have vices
5. Love music
6. outgoing
7. Gots to get into adventures
8. tell me the truth no matter what.

7 things that cross my mind

1. My future
2. I want new new shit
3. The Summer
4. The GREs
5. I wonder how spain really is?
6. when am i gonna drive
7. I need to head back to BK for a weekend

6 things I do before I go to bed

1. Brush my teeth
2. watch the latest sportscenter
3. fuck around on the computer
4. close the TV
5. put away the glasses
6. beat off

5 people who mean a lot to me

1. Mom
2. Brother
3. Grandma
4. Aunt
5. Youry


4 things I am wearing now
1. V neck
2. Grey Sweats
3. socks.
4. glasses

3 songs i listen to often

1. The Lox
2.Summertime- Mos Def
3. heaven at nite- Kid Cudi

2 things I want to do before I die

1. See the world
2. be successful

1 confession

I need a mentor or some shit cuz im lost...