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The Return to NYC 3 finale

Posted by VonDign 1/28/10 1 opinions



Later that day I when over to my boys crib from college shit was on and poppin. I Gave everyone at the crib a pound and then they gave me a drink lol. Now these dudes are white but they cool as fuck, they been cool as fuck, I met em living in downtown Albany. Me and one of my roomates were the only black people in the "college ghetto" it seems. He introduced me to his best friend who then "intoEd" me to the rest of his roomates who I all became cool with. Now I'm a cool as dude and I pride myself to adapting to any situation so coolin with these dudes wasn't anything, it was hard to get used to cause sometimes I'd be the only black dude in the room. But me n the whole cru became mad cool that I ended up roomin wit em for their last year in Albany.

There was always something with these dudes, first time I saw one of em he jumped out of a window onto some boxes they all piled up after they moved into their crib in Albany lol smh I knew i was into some shit after i saw that. Lol and although they were cool as shit the negatives is the women lol yoo a whitegirl has to be a super model in order for me to find em attractive. I don't find em ugly they just don't flip my switch, I blame THEIR media. I done had a few but that was to meet a quota lol naw...circumstance. Or maybe my boys just hang out wih some busted chicks lol uhh yeah that's it! lol anyway enough back story.

Friday
we went to this club, cover was free cause there was a guestlist I was in that bitch as soon as I walked in the door, no sneaking in like last time lol. The place was wack, I think it was called 'Backroom' and it was a wierd spot. I don't know what the fuck the owner was thinking serving drinks on a mug instead of a glass but that shit bugged me out. The fact that there were no fine black sistas in there also made me write the place off. I chilled got my drink on until it was finally time to leave. The chick got bottle service but i wasnt about to get down on they shit cause i dont know em like that...if I was a bit drunker lol i wouldnt have gave a fuck...but it would have bit me because after some dragon breathed witch was barking at my boy cause he didnt put down 20 bucks for the one cup of wine/vodka they had. He was fighting that shit cuz no way a person in they right mind is gonna pay that much money for a mug full of alchohol ...shit...he was a mess though throughout the night stumbling and bumbling ...spilling shit smh lol ....it happens tho.


My other dude saved the night though fowarding us to another spot to meet up a couple of ladies they have come to become friendly with. As soon as we walked in the place i could tell the vibe was sooo much better, loud music 80 percent dance floor and a nice amount of people. All of a sudden i turn around and drunkymcdrunkstein from the last paragraph was making out with some chick lol. My boy made introductions so she wasnt random to them, they was also trying to pair me up with they homegirl but the other drunk on our team was cock blockin heavy. I wasnt trippin though cause aside from the titties she was ok besides i dont have a bed. Highlight of the Night!! one of my boys whiling out when pants on the ground came on and actually unzipping his pants and danced around with his pants on the ground lol....twas an interesting night indeed lol.



Saturday
Saturday was mad fun cause we had the day. chilled got up and got some subway ...i ate subway threee times that day ;-) talked about the last night and .....



Anyway. That night we went to DonnyBrook which was supposed to be a low key bar but damn was there alot of people in that bish. I danced all night with those same chicks though and drank like a muthafucka. nothing major.

Sunday

we got up and went to another one of my dudes, dads establishments. The homies father has a spot in the lower east side so we got brunched up over there. Peep this. their special was 13.99 for a meal of your choice and unlimited margaritas for an hour. I had 5 of them bitches and I was drunk and full at 11 in the morning.
Brother Jimmy's BBQ1485 2 Avenue, New York, NY 10075-2001

There you go..don't tell me i never gave you anything. I was tossed. From there we drank until the games started niggas watched the Jets lose and the Saints win. Then we went and watch yet another one of my homies do their thing at a local bar where him and his band (The Turn) tear it up every Sunday night. It didnt sound like it but it was a low key night a well needed low key night. From there everyone went to sleep after a round of videogames and I left in the morning.


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New York iSht

Posted by VonDign 8/24/09 1 opinions







Yeah call me spontaneous but i decided on Friday that i would head out to NYC to do it up for my boys bday. I was excited but not as excited when the day came, which was the next day; not because I'll get to see my friends from college (i was a bit psyched for that i'll admit) but I was excited for the sheer fact that I will be in New York City again. Writing this is making me feel like a tourist cause in my head I'm thinkin tourists from Milwaukee feel the same way I felt when they are on their way to "The city that never sleeps".
I took the "Chinese bus" which is basically a bus company owned by chinese people and they transport people to major cities for like 12 bucks ($20 round trip). Chances are you probably have one if there is a Chinatown in your city. I'm in the bus and we approach the Holland Tunnel and i see the skyline im not gonna front I started tearing up a lil. Shit was as beautiful as I left it, shit more even.

aight fast forward cause this is basically an I[heart] NY thread than a what i did thread.

I got mad fuckin drunk. I carried a nice mini bottle of EnJ across state lines and it did me in, when we were at the hot ass club (club stay: NO A.C.) i wanted to e'arl B.

My boy coulda smashed some chick he knew but she wouldn't fuck on account of mad heads sleeping outside their door (me included), im guessing. So his drunk ass goes nuts and kicks her out at 5:30 in the morning. GRIMEY but we've all been guilty of such a thing. She came from BK jus to "sleep over" so homboy got tight and kicked her out with impunity. So instead of listening moans, smacks and screams I heard yelling, shouting and smacking lol. Fireworks indeed.