If i was president...I'd shoot a member of congress during the inauguration and have MY army raid the ceremony while sending a communications signal to change every channel to the inauguration ceremony. During this I'd show the body on live TV [ >:-) ] n I'd proclaim that the checks n balances that have been present throughout the life of our nation has been as dead as this congressman for as Long as this congressman has been dead.
I'll declare a new world order for "the people and by the people through me". I'd build the white house and make it the largest building In the US with walls as thick as the catskill mountains so that no one could get me.
I'd have first second and third ladies ... Fourth would be oD (although i am the Prez niggaa lol) iite
Thought:: download Beenie mans album with "girls" on it feat akon
Where was I
If I was president
Iite so it would just be me up top and my underlings (congress) who don't do shit but agree with whatever me..the leader have to say and they report to me on what their people want. Since they will be representing the people in their respective districts. They tell me what they want and I deliver if the logistics look right and if they don't hen I try to make em look right by taking over neighboring countries and having dialogue with other nations (example).
If a nation even speaks Ill of me and my people they will get fucked up...dead ass. Hmm some things never change but No nukes cause there gotta be an actual world for me to rule it no? I'll just send one of my highly trained assasins to cut the head off any nation that fuck wih the N.W.O.U.S.D.V. (its a working title).
The world will either fear me or respect me but heavy is the head that wears the crown. Besides it's not like anyone can hurt me...it's been 4 years already and no ones seen me since the inaguration but they know I'm still here cuz shits all good, everyones eating.
Healthcare is government regulated.
Cars companies are forced to adapt and there are flying cars now instead of the fuel dependent shits we actually have.
The department of treasury takes care of everyone banking needs all banks are out of business and are now operating under my umbrella. Intrest rates have been lowered.
Every mothafuckwith AIDS, HIV,hPV, UTI n the like now have their names on a government website for public record. Before u fuck with dick and jane... Check the website...it may save your life and eventually help us get rid of this aids isht.
Yea free speech would be ok but if u talkin about me imna get mad...I mean it's only natural and I'm a man of complete power so I'd advise against it...all the rush limbaughs and Ann coulters and even the Bill mahers and i luv that dude (no homo) shit even jay leno If I had a bad day n u gettin at me... I'd advise them to hide out after it or some shit. If I won the election chances are that rush has met an unfortunate accident the next day anyway lol
Hmm iite that's it lol
OK soo Iunno why i wrote this its just that congress n shit is cockblocking OD on this health bill and i just wanted a story where i can shoot a con gr"i" ssma n (aint no one govt offishal finding this and coming for my ass). I mean Rome wasn't built in a day and in no way am i saying the president can't do a better job than my socialist/ dictatorial ass lol. I just want things done really. By gods grace it will.
Ive been thinking about this for a while now but someone else's blog sparked my brain again.
i realized a long time ago that black people are probably the most marketable race in america, shit..maybe the world!!
Now just hear me out. Allen Iverson, Michael Jordan, Lebron James Kobe Bryant got people buying their shoes for 125+ dollars a pair. Tiger Woods is the highest paid athlete from endorsements and he plays golf, which [i can safely say] is a white mans game. You got Diddy and Jay-Z turning crumbs into cookies on top of the world and shit. We lead a certain life that makes the world take notice in some sort of way. We know what to do in the spotlight and we have an affinity to draw a crowd, we inspire. Even though whites and everyone else won't say it but their actions says it all. Ive lived with about 7 white boys and ive seen the affect that black artists have on their lives and i was VERY SUPRISED. Before that one year i thought white folks listen to toby mcgwire or hank something, james blunt lol.
A majority of hip hop sales are made possible because of the white people that buy the C.D's [ i heard Ludacris shouted white people out for getting him where he is in a recent concert]. People in general buy the expensive sneakers with Jordans likeness as the emblem. People marvel at our athletic prowess and wish to do what we could do. We even have the most publicized President a person of my generation has ever seen. Barack Obama and his family are followed like they are celebrities, his daughters have dolls in their likenesses! Barack and Michelle's romantic getaways are very publicized down to the location lol. its crazyy Im not sayin that its fucked up that people arent giving us the overt respect and admit that we are super marketable cuz the very fact that they are placing some of us in the spotlight to make all types of money is a form of respect. Lets face it we have a huge stake in what goes on in pop culture
.... i dont feel like typing anymore... Its just that sometimes i think that some of these sports like baseball and nascar need a black person as one of the faces in order to increase their popularity and ultimately their profits. I mean look at what Allen Iverson did to basketball, i mean he didn't make it the crazy worldly phenomenon it is now but the attitude of these basketball players that make them somewhat marketable goes back to Allen Iverson. His braids (not anymore) and the crazy tattoos set the tone, not to mention his i dont give a fuck attitude.
OK now im bored...
