Ok see, Ive only been driving since 2009 but I must say, you would not know it if you have been inside of a car while I'm driving. I say this because I am so confident behind the wheel that it seems that I've been driving since I was 16.
I have not been driving since I was 16 I didn't need to. I grew up in a city where having a car is only a minor advantage, If not a disadvantage. It depends on who you talk to.
Anyway, where I'm from you can take the subway anywhere. And you didn't need the car. Yeah you wouldn't be able to get certain women and the late night creep would be a bit hard to do. But those are the only negativesI see about not having a car in New York.
When I came to Philadelphia and I saw the subway system and the way the buses worked, I knew I had to get a car. Philly only has two city trains. There are others but they are basically a lesser version of the Metro North. Not to say that the quality of those trains are unlike the ones in New York. I'm just saying that because it doesn't have to cover as much ground basically.
Driving in philly gives one a huge advantage. Philly is small enough that when you have a car you can go about anywhere and it would take no time. You don't have to waste time waiting for buses and waiting for trains that does not come as often as you would like. I swear waiting for septa is one of the worst part of public transportation. Don't get me wrong Google helps but still.
Also the rides on septa are so long and un necessary it makes no damn sense. The longest a ride I've been on a city bus was like an hour and a half to get from Northeast Philadelphia to Bucks County. as soon as I got to Bucks County I was like never again. Started learning how to drive again next day two weeks later I passed the road test.
fast forward right now I'm probably one of the best drivers ever lol. You think I'm playing but I'm dead serious. I've dodged just enough accidents and played with the car enough times to believe in myself like that. I'm no Fast n furious mother f***** but I do my thing.
I try to chill but I'm kinda eccentric, here are some of my driving practices.
1. Texting and driving, I know its bad and I don't do it, per se. At least, not while the car is actually moving. As texting and driving incidents go up and laws have been made preventing such incidents from happening, I took it upon myself to chill on that. Now, if there is is a red light or heavy traffic I'm more likely to be texting, flipping through songs, or doing some shit.
2. Road rage....ok lemme explain. I don't necessarily have over the road rage, I just get annoyed easily while behind the wheel. I can't stand the dumb s*** . people who are too slow. People who want to look into your car. People who doesn't understand that green means go. People with us we're in and out of traffic like dumb f**** . People who know that they got to a stop sign before you and want to play the waiting game like a mother f****** b****. People to to bust you turns out of nowhere. People who drive way too close to my car. People who stop n go like a schizophrenic a****** . people who bait fender benders. Etc etc etc. I could go on and on.
3. Speeding is all well and good but one has to know when to do it. You can speed on the local road but you're going to have to stop on a stop sign or when there is a car in front of you so why do it? You gotta know when to speed it safe and you waste a lot less gas (I think) lol.
I'm bored of writing about this so I am going to stop. Safe driving folks. Don't drink and drive. Don't text while the car is moving. And have some god damn sense.
OK lemme tell you a story.
- Man dates Woman
- Man really digs woman specially cause she's makin him wait. He respects all that shit.
- He eventually really wants to bone her before all that though shorty's skeptical self doubt's dudes statistics...the fact that he has no bastard children, the fact that he hasnt seen the inside of a cell, etc.
- dude gets turned off by the fact facial hair has entered the equation
FOOD CONFESSION brought to you by
- What gender are you? I exude maleness
- How old are you? I am 23 years old
- Which country do you originate from? The Bronx, New York, USA
- What do you do for a living? Study, Macy's
- At what age did you have your first sexual experience? umm...6 [ :-( / :-)]
- At what age did you first have sex? 19
- How often do you have sex? you'd be surprised...not enough
- How often would you like to have sex? In a perfect world? every day!!
- Do you enjoy having sex? very much so
- Do you orgasm when you have sex? This must be a survey for women....Yes, its rare that i don't Org, but it has happened before
- Do you experience multiple orgasms? Sometimes [def tw'ords the women]
- Do your prefer foreplay to intercourse? full coitus...i like fuckin more but i engage in both fervently.
- Have you ever had sex or participated in any sexual activities without your full consent? Hmm i guess being six years old ain't full consent...but it was cool, saw something i never seen before, much less fathom (at that time)
- Do you have any fantasies? yeah, i wanna fuck in a park and homegirl gotta be wearing a short skirt for easy access..broad day??? nahh let me not OD. Threesome, thats another one aannd crazy uninhibited choke a bitch, dig in my back, I hate you sex, hot shit ;-) .
- What are your fantasies? ohh umm look at the question above lol
- Are you homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual…? 100% Hetero
- Have you ever sought the services of a sex worker? No...i could never pay for sex... i felt like shooting myself when i first went to a strip club. Have i thought about becoming a sex worker... now that would be an interesting question!
- Do you use sex toys? for what?? nope not on myself and not on anyone I've been with.
- Do you enjoy pornography? Yea and no...at times but it becomes redundant after a while...
Survey attained from http://adventuresfrom.com/
...some blog about sex =);
I started work this past Monday and although it is RETAIL :-( Its iite. You gotta do what you gotta do in this time. I wanted a Resume polishing/ real real world job (with significant upward mobility and nice pay) The pay at Macy's is the lowest I've ever went for but its an on call gig so I'm going to keep looking. I went through two days of training/orientation The first day I sat in a room with this chick and we each practiced ringing up merchandise and all the other processes that would enable us to work in Macy's.
I said few words to the chick but at that moment I knew everything about her. The Human Resources lady left our files in the room with us and it was open so while everyone was at lunch I helped myself to her file. Don't ask I'm very curious and umm stalker ish lol. I knew her Social Security number but i wasn't finna do anything with it. I mean, that fucks up lives and besides I'm not ODing like that. Anyway, that situation made me realize that I'm mad curious about the people i meet. Like when i meet a chick I'd run her name through Google and while that didn't do shit 5-10 years ago. Nowadays it gets craaaaazy results.
The emergence of Social networks and blogs and people Using their real name on the Internet at an all time high, you can find almost anyone on google. Most of the people I've met I already knew their facebook or myspace before it was even brought out into conversation.
Back on my habit on googling people, once it worked and I found mad info on this chick like last year It instantly became common place. It's like the background check that take place, almost as a prerequisite. I don't ask for last names though, that would be weird. It comes through in conversation as we naturally progress and when i do get it eventually I'd go on google and find shit lol, Im semi subconsiously expecting to find that one of the girls im talking to has a criminal record lol.
- Wow the T.O. show is on TV already......Homegirl (Terrell Owens' Publicist) found her long lost older sister I presume (cuz she got emotional) ?? how convenient. How come in most reality TV shows something life altering happens. How lucky are the producers that they done picked the right time to film their show. :- / reality TV my entire ass.
