Showing posts with label Titties. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Titties. Show all posts

Oh yeah i done veered off and i forgot to recall some shit that happened while i was on my first day at work.

OK apparently the store is a target for an insane amount of professional thieves and I was almost duped by one. She was this white chick with some big ass titties (<-- not her but sorta like so) and she wore this low cut deal that had me standing at attention but I couldn't really be oding with it cuz my trainer and some employees were around me since I was new at ringing up actual people. She came to my register complaining about losing a shirt she was about to buy. Like, she wouldnt shut up about it but I wasn't complaining cuz I just wanted to look at the titties take what she wanted to buy, ring that shit up and watch her walk away to see if she had an ass to match. I was about to ring her up but homegirl Jamie Lynn a fine ass spanish chick from New Jersey was adamant about taking her. J.L. had the long hair, gorgeous eyes a monroe piercing (which im not too crazy about cuz it distracts me) and a nice lil body but i just got finished watching the sexual harassment video earlier that morning so I wasnt about to trip.
So she rang her up and come to find out she switched the tags on the clothes. Homegirl took a $28 tag from pepe jeans and put it on a $200 blousy thing, She did that with alot of the clothes in her possession so she was about to use her complaint + her boobiage (boob.e.age) to distract me from the fact that she switching taggs. Talk about taking advantage of the new guy. Good thing security was up on her though, making everybody (but me) up on her since the communication is tight over there. She wasnt thrown in jail cuz she left abruptly after she was confronted by J.L. . Macys jail is nooo joke people and folks have no problem snitchin on yo ass specially since we get rewards :-D

I'll holla ;->