If I was president
If i was president...I'd shoot a member of congress during the inauguration and have MY army raid the ceremony while sending a communications signal to change every channel to the inauguration ceremony. During this I'd show the body on live TV [ >:-) ] n I'd proclaim that the checks n balances that have been present throughout the life of our nation has been as dead as this congressman for as Long as this congressman has been dead.
I'll declare a new world order for "the people and by the people through me". I'd build the white house and make it the largest building In the US with walls as thick as the catskill mountains so that no one could get me.
I'd have first second and third ladies ... Fourth would be oD (although i am the Prez niggaa lol) iite
Thought:: download Beenie mans album with "girls" on it feat akon
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If I was president
I would redo the structure of government I'd elect a new congress. Well not I but he people, almost like the house n isht but only one rep per state please ...depending on how the current muhfuckas in congress look at me will determine if they walk away from my administration with their lives. If a dude looked like he said nigga alot he would be dealt wit accordingly and in public fashion.
Iite so it would just be me up top and my underlings (congress) who don't do shit but agree with whatever me..the leader have to say and they report to me on what their people want. Since they will be representing the people in their respective districts. They tell me what they want and I deliver if the logistics look right and if they don't hen I try to make em look right by taking over neighboring countries and having dialogue with other nations (example).
If a nation even speaks Ill of me and my people they will get fucked up...dead ass. Hmm some things never change but No nukes cause there gotta be an actual world for me to rule it no? I'll just send one of my highly trained assasins to cut the head off any nation that fuck wih the N.W.O.U.S.D.V. (its a working title).
The world will either fear me or respect me but heavy is the head that wears the crown. Besides it's not like anyone can hurt me...it's been 4 years already and no ones seen me since the inaguration but they know I'm still here cuz shits all good, everyones eating.
Iite so it would just be me up top and my underlings (congress) who don't do shit but agree with whatever me..the leader have to say and they report to me on what their people want. Since they will be representing the people in their respective districts. They tell me what they want and I deliver if the logistics look right and if they don't hen I try to make em look right by taking over neighboring countries and having dialogue with other nations (example).
If a nation even speaks Ill of me and my people they will get fucked up...dead ass. Hmm some things never change but No nukes cause there gotta be an actual world for me to rule it no? I'll just send one of my highly trained assasins to cut the head off any nation that fuck wih the N.W.O.U.S.D.V. (its a working title).
The world will either fear me or respect me but heavy is the head that wears the crown. Besides it's not like anyone can hurt me...it's been 4 years already and no ones seen me since the inaguration but they know I'm still here cuz shits all good, everyones eating.
My political platform is/was
Healthcare is government regulated.
Cars companies are forced to adapt and there are flying cars now instead of the fuel dependent shits we actually have.
The department of treasury takes care of everyone banking needs all banks are out of business and are now operating under my umbrella. Intrest rates have been lowered.
Every mothafuckwith AIDS, HIV,hPV, UTI n the like now have their names on a government website for public record. Before u fuck with dick and jane... Check the website...it may save your life and eventually help us get rid of this aids isht.
Agriculture and global warming and clean water are now paramount in society cause again ...gotta have a world to live in to rule it.
Murderers get murdered...nuff said..there are way to many undeserving mouths to feed. I'm not about that shit u kill someone you will be killed ur damn self. A couple of jails in the country are now my hideouts...of course they renovated cuz who knows what shit goes down in jails (I hope to never find out)
Yea free speech would be ok but if u talkin about me imna get mad...I mean it's only natural and I'm a man of complete power so I'd advise against it...all the rush limbaughs and Ann coulters and even the Bill mahers and i luv that dude (no homo) shit even jay leno If I had a bad day n u gettin at me... I'd advise them to hide out after it or some shit. If I won the election chances are that rush has met an unfortunate accident the next day anyway lol
Hmm iite that's it lol
OK soo Iunno why i wrote this its just that congress n shit is cockblocking OD on this health bill and i just wanted a story where i can shoot a con gr"i" ssma n (aint no one govt offishal finding this and coming for my ass). I mean Rome wasn't built in a day and in no way am i saying the president can't do a better job than my socialist/ dictatorial ass lol. I just want things done really. By gods grace it will.
Yea free speech would be ok but if u talkin about me imna get mad...I mean it's only natural and I'm a man of complete power so I'd advise against it...all the rush limbaughs and Ann coulters and even the Bill mahers and i luv that dude (no homo) shit even jay leno If I had a bad day n u gettin at me... I'd advise them to hide out after it or some shit. If I won the election chances are that rush has met an unfortunate accident the next day anyway lol
Hmm iite that's it lol
OK soo Iunno why i wrote this its just that congress n shit is cockblocking OD on this health bill and i just wanted a story where i can shoot a con gr"i" ssma n (aint no one govt offishal finding this and coming for my ass). I mean Rome wasn't built in a day and in no way am i saying the president can't do a better job than my socialist/ dictatorial ass lol. I just want things done really. By gods grace it will.
lol i coulda swooorn i posted this a week ago... It is now 3/22 and the health bill has passed lol ... ima post this anyway...stay frosty people
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lol...Um, this is really foolish. i would say I'd NEVER vote for you..but I actually agree with a few of your ideas!