COGNI.VOL...

Iite my weekend was tight:

Went to NYC again, Another one of my Old roomates from college had a birthday.
Yo i got madd drunk off of some random vodka, i was so fucked up i actually danced when we got in the club ... but look at me im gettin ahead of myself. Lemme list my antics that night.

• Stopped an NYC cab with my body. I apparently jumped right in front of the muthafuckin car, nice brakes, most defenitely.
  
• Once i got in the cab i was talkin up a storm. Thats how one can tell that i'm drunk if i start babbling talkin shit to a cabby while on the passenger seat im definitely drunk.
  
• Promoter BULLSHIT. my x roomie knows a promoter who said he can get everyone in and get us a good price on bottles. Once we get there we get what i like to call the Party promoter jerk. Homeboy basically listed all these new stipulations we had to ahere to so that he can hold up his original end of the bargain. Wack ass nigga wanted us to pay a cover and have an ALOT of women with us. We came from a huge pregame so we all fowarded to the club in installments so some groups were without ladies to attatch themselves to. Me being me (and drunk) I wait in that bullshit line after birthday boy went in and when it came time to pay the cover I told em i didnt have any cash. SO they let me in to use the ATM. I walk over to the ATM and procede to press a button in a flash of realization i thought to myself... ima sneak in this bitch. SO after i stop at the atm i calmly and quickly walked in the club and assimilated with the closest crowd so that im not easily found. That shit worked to, much to my amazement i wasnt bothered by security the whole night. =)
• Umm i got more drunk during my time at the club and i wound up giving the cab driver 5 cents tip. Homeboy wasss uuuuuuupset lol
• passed out with my sunglasses on and woke up to throw up the dumplings I ate the night before...Yo dumplings arent bad, saturday was the first time i've ever tried em. Not bad at all.
  

SO that was my drunk ass night, i didnt fight anyone thank god cuz thats been known to happen when i havent tasted Liquor in a while.
Overall the weekend was tight, I was all smiles, i even got a whit egirls phone number. I wanna live in Chinatown. I know its OD grimey as shit and its always gonna smell like something but theres something about Chinatown in NYC thats sooo, distinct. You'd probably say its the thousands of Chin...Orien...Asian people in the area but Iunno there's something about Chinatown I Like. At this point in my life I could see myself over there...Who knows.