Celebrity Fuckability II

Posted by VonDign 7/11/09 0 opinions

This post is kinda like the earlier posts: Celebrity Fuckability (add to dictionary) and She Could Geddit Im basically objectifying females who are celebrities n shit


Neve Campbell











Homegirl is Canadian but I think she Scottish and Dutch. Home girl got a pretty face and some sexy ass eyes. She was probably one of the first Caucasian femmes that moved me. I was diggin her in scream and in that one movie where she was kissin up on this other bad bish.

One thing about her though is her body. I'm not sure she has an ass (i didnt check cuz if she did it probably would have got some type of attention) and her tatas leave less to be desired.



See what i mean.... :-/


...Ive never been turned off by a topless female but there you have it. Put her face on this right here
(<----) and we have business Shieeeeeeeet not that her face aint isht, im just sayin...



































Dating + Extraness

Posted by VonDign 7/10/09 0 opinions

Hmm that's how you know you've been out the game, when shit doesn't come naturally and you're constantly thinking about what you should do you aren't in your element....Im trying to conform to the elements though cuz shorty got all the right weaponry.

lips
smile
titties
thighs
ass
personality to match all that

(that wasnt a list and it def wasnt in order of importance; just so you know)

Am I the only one who hates this dating thing? Cuz yea you trying to build with somebody but you paying to build. I'm not Jerry Jones (owner of the Dallas Cowboys) im not trying to pay for a stadium thats why I stay away from the dating scene.

Case and point: This ass date here

I spent what 50 bones feeling like a sucka and i didnt even get to beat, damn shame. (Major L)

Anyway I'm sorta wary of who I date and the idea of dating in general, If anything that even remotely resembles a date comes up in conversation i get a cold streak up my spine lol. I didnt have a major problem taking homegirl out the other day it was just bowling and I'm really digging her more than the usual ass and titties thing. Ever since i got the number we've been talking everynight til 3-4 am in the morning (she just hit me upp)

Her aura is significant it just makes me wanna be around her. I def dont wanna come off strong though even though my natural inclination is to do so. Her wanting to take it slow makes me respect her in some wierd way and it makes me want her even more. Iunno... some male shit, I respect the chix i sleep with on the first night too cuz either thats how they flow (hope not) or im just special like that.... I would believe the latter. ;-)

Why is that so though?
I guess, with me, It puts her in a class above the usual chix i fuck with, well not class but i see her in a different light. If i wanna eat her out I dont have to worry about if there has been diq in there recently (ignit i know but fuck u). I dont have to worry if i have anything as a result of fuccin with a chick that did me early. Also I guess it goes back the type of chick we see ourselves spending our lives with (if that still exists anymore). Lets keep it 500 a sexually moral chick has a better chance of getting love and dick at the same time....by the same niggadude.

Sad but true but the list is too long if i had to name you all it wouldn't fit in the song - Transplants

Iite boom

So I went out on a date, nothing major we just went bowling...people seem to like that alot around here ...alot more than NY and I've always enjoyed it so why not. We go bowling and i beat her twice but that's irrelevant lol, I'm nice. So anyway we play our sets we talking, vibing and everything... I even modified her bowling stance just as an excuse to touch her; this happened like 3 times. The next two times she initiated it talking like: "where do I stand again???" Shes so sexy, i peeped what she was doing though...
Anyway we played and everything and I walked her to her whip (she drove over since the alley was near me) where we proceeded to talk for the next hour and a half ( im guessing) and I put it in my head that I'm definitely gonna kiss homegirl cuz those lips were so(ul) amazing. I just needed to figure out when and under which circumstance. Now me I'm a strategic person I just think too much specially on something like a date....this is like my third 'first-date' ever and I still don't have it down pat.
Now if I have homegirl in my bedroom watching a movie Ive seen already then I'm the 2009 Shaq Oneal Superman Veteran Status. So as she's talking I just plant her with one and then she starts acting weird lol. Homegirl is mad expressive so she starts blushing, like looking all timid and bashful. Now in all my years Ive never got that reaction so part of me is nervous cuz I'm really feeling her. Another part of me was like maybe shes just OD shy when it comes to that which is probably the case cuz every compliment I gave her was met by the same reaction So im not trippin, but then again...you never know what goes on in a womans mind (even though im tryin).

Randomness

Posted by VonDign 7/2/09 0 opinions

Well i met someone new, she seems cool and we seem to be hittin it off so we'll see how that goes.

  • Sweet, nice body, personality is the bomb and no kids WHATWHAT! lol

Still don't have a fucking job, shit is wack.
  • its been like six months is Philadelphia that fuckin dry! I can't stand being unemployed and being here is fuckin killin a nigga. (ventilation)
My Kaplan classes for the GRE starts next week, i can't wait.
  • winging it for the GRE didn't work as well as i hoped. I'm shooting for a specific score and ima need some aid.
Yo, watching " I'm 16 and Pregnant" makes my life look amazing!
  • then again the father of the child is a fucking moron and he's bound for a wake-up call in like 5 minutes.
Speaking of pregnant people i think some chick i used to fuck with is pregnant, i may be assuming but I too have an intuition (ladies). Ohhh no way its mine so she just came up cuz she called me the other day trying to get it if she was preggers i dont think she woulda wanted to fuck specially since the due date is in september (allegedly) So to digress, i don't think she's pregnant.

Yo my knee is acting up again...ok lol now im writing about anything no matter how banal it is! im gonna stop now lol

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