OK lemme tell you a story.
- Man dates Woman
- Man really digs woman specially cause she's makin him wait. He respects all that shit.
- He eventually really wants to bone her before all that though shorty's skeptical self doubt's dudes statistics...the fact that he has no bastard children, the fact that he hasnt seen the inside of a cell, etc.
- dude gets turned off by the fact facial hair has entered the equation
ok this person lets call him Jon. Jon doesn't see this girl for about a week and a half because he obvii aint feelin her but attributes her as cool people so he tryin to figure out a way to let her down easy. One night shortydowop calls up Jon and says she wants to chill. Last time Jon chilled with Shorty he acted friendly but no flirty physical contact cuz the fuel for that fire is wayy to expensive.
So he plans to act the same way this time so yes its actually 10something PM and he goes to shorty's crib to watch tv n chill ...even though he has no feelings for her...and its not like he's expecting anything extra cuz hey he's been waiting to hhave sex with her for three our of four weeks so shiiit after a week of barely any communication he def aint expecting to get the puum that night...
he lucky he has condoms in his wallet at all times
Yes Jon Got the Cutty that night. He sticked to his "look generally and don't touch" rule too. What had happened was: the goodnight kiss on the fuckin cheek.
Let me explain...
Jon said he should leave its getting late so they both get up and shorty walks Jon to the door. He, being the fuckin gentleman that he is leans in to kiss shorty on the cheek...shorty pulls a 90degree turn and plants on on Jon's lips. Jon didn't catch no stach fuzz on her upper lip so Don i mean Jon said fuck it.
They kiss and they kiss Jon grabs Shorty's ass and they kiss then Shortie pulls the unprecedented move of grabbing Jons dick. She actually started to massage it through the shorts n boxers then she unzips Jon and proceeds to start stroking his longjon. Jon's initial shock has waned cuz of his longing for sexual contact...he has been deprived since Gawd knows when. His longing became excitement when she whispered in his ear and asked if he had a condom...
Jon didnt immediately say yes by the time he did she said that she had one and she leads him up the stairs to her room. She goes in her drawer pulls out some random condom and all Jon is thinkin is good...three rounds because Jon produced two Cboys in his wallet.
Now the fuckin was a tad akward because shorty's bed creaks as loud as a mugg not only is it squeaky it actually cant support weight on the left side not to mention the paper thin walls and the roomates...
Anyway Jon spends the night but that was after the "what are you thinking's" and some awkward silence...it became apparent that maybe it was indeed a mistake. Sheeit homegirl got it though im not gonna front she certainly got some energy...
ummm ok...story over...go do something...
iunno what he's gonna do though. So far i sent a text message got one back from her early the next morning and I pretended i never saw it, so it looks like I initiated contact. Ahh well...the games I play... i mean JON...
BYE!!!
lol, facial hair? wow.