Food Confessions

Posted by VonDign 2/2/10 4 opinions

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5. umm i don't like Haitian food (sorry Nads). maybe it's cause i was force fed it while i was a young buck. I'd take beatings cause i didn't eat for one reason or another. So i just avoided it all together as soon as i was able to without getting beat like kunta kinte in roots (def wasn't that bad but shit whippings hurt).

4. being that i dislike haitian food I cut out rice completely out of my diet. I don't eat rice, i havent eaten rice for years...well there was that one time but i was high and it was coated with cheese so i was cool with it but I'll never eat rice again...

3. I disli...i mean abhor seafood. I hate the shit outta fish especially cause when i was younger (in Haiti) in fact I ate fish this one time and a fish bone got stuck on the roof of my mouth...it was fucking terrible. I haven't tasted shrimp, lobster, crabs..n all other seafood as a result. Eff seafood!!

2. If i havent tried it chances are I wont unless goaded to. I try to stick to what i know lol.

1. I hate hot dogs. If i eat a hot dog i will get nauseous and i may puke. Iunno its probably the processed meat or that fact that I may be eating anything from processed cockroaches to cow ass.

0. umm I love green granny smith apples. I ate one everyday this past July, sometimes two per day....this wasn't the first time this has happened lol.

-1. I cant eat Chinese food. I used to without no problem but me seeing a cooked dead rat on the internet and shit i just cant bring myself to eating that junk anymore Plus its not even good for you. Even the thought of eatin a rat just weirds me the FUCK OUT.

-2. I dislike turkey....I just don't like it.

-3. I remember back in the day i would stay away from peanut butter because I once opened a jar of peanut butter and it was oily n shiny so .... it ruined it for me. I haven't consumed butter since the days of me watching sesame street lol.

-4. I can't eat honeycomb or i'll throw up... haven't ate that since i was a kid

-5. I hate mayo, cant stand the shit. It looks like fat and it gives me the shits.



Iiite thats it
lol
feels mad good writing that down.
What are your Food Confessions????

4 Responses so far.

  1. sooooo you only eat granny smith apples? lol

  2. LMFAOOOO! your your food confessions are hilarious. (and thanks for the plug too) i'm the same way too -- i don't trust chinese food unless it's chicken wings or shrimp. you can't fake a chicken wing or a shrimp.

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  4. smh...I can feel u with fish I just don't fuck wit it..but i eat shrimp and crab u just don't know what u missing.. hate granny smith apple..i bite one as a child and it had w worm in it and my life has never been the same.I don't really party wit rice to much my aunt's Jamaican and makes it with everything if i see it sometimes it makes my tummy hurt