Smh I've been turned off...
maybe its cause i'm getting older. I didn't think such a thing could happen to me..
especially being the Overt Hornball that i am :-(
Specially when i haven't smashed yet.
See this one had me waiting *thinks* three weeks to 4 weeks now. I've been "spoiled" by first date sex, head and etcetera and those didn't work out too well so when i figured out that she's making me wait an "unknown to me" amount of time (never ask how long u have to wait btw).
I liked it, it was different and it put me at ease in a weird way. Now i can focus on what makes her tick. Maybe, at the end of the day, that bit her in the ass but at the time i did appreciate it... still do. I've never nor will i ever dead a chick for not wanting to have sex/ put her mouth on my Majik Johnson before she's ready. On a broad perspective it's always a positive and i'd rather have that positive than that another positive. #realtalk
although that is my truth
she has a month to do either or lol
Fuck steve harvey ..don't people get benefits after a month WTF is that three month shit.
anyway
I liked her like crazy she was cool, a cheap date, adventurous and is willing to play tour guide...she wasn't the OD looker but for some reason at the time i met her i didn't care...hmm maybe it was the crazy amount of cleavage she showed during our first date. I'm blinded by boobs...audience, you know this. She was decent. OK so week one i'm open, i dig her convo, her having a degree, thick in a couple of places and shes a lady. I get to know her and she digs into me the same way (pause...play) so one day after seeing Nightmare on Elm Street she loosens up enough to say something to the effect of
"whats wrong with you, you seem too nice/perfect/handsome/great/interesting/awesomely Gawdlike"... lol ok she just said nice and "perfect" and continued on by saying "everyone has something ...you got kids? a felony? what?"
i play off this awkward situation by joking about picking up some imaginary kid from daycare..she picks up on it yet persists i announce some flaw i have. I have flaws but a bomb and chain that is a baby mother and a child that i'm not financially ready to have isn't one of em and i damn sure haven't been to jail. I've been close but never been in a cell. I didn't know what to tell the poor girl...maybe i should have told her i get bored easily or that I hate dumb questions but at that point I didn't think boredom would set it or that my on/off switch worked. AHHH shit...freak..I shoulda said i'm a freak....that I am, but so is most of our demograpic so.
Anyway I guess that was when it started...
lemme cut to the fuckin chase..
Last time i saw her last week we went to go get some water ices n shit and i checked her out while we were on line and i noticed she has some whiskers under her face like not on her chin but further in twords her neck. I knew it was game over then...we probably spent like 5 hours together that day but i didn't even kiss her...nothing. I may be wrong but hey everyone has an off switch and this is mine. Ive kissed a chick with some VERY LIGHT foliage under her nose but she had the biggest ass Ive ever had a chance of almost entering if i wanted to. I did touch her uterus tho that was good enough for me.
chances are that if we did have sex before i saw her chinbush i may be more ingrained in her and her likewise but good thing that didnt happen... now i can have a clean break. Oh wait my dumb ass has her External Hard Drive ohhh (fuckin asshole i am). Anyway i havent heard from her this weekend but i did tell her fam was coming down so lets see how long this goes...shieeet maybe i can get a free External Hard Drive out of this =)
So pardon the cliche urban quote but I'm movin"on to the next" and hopefully final one (optimism).
Anyway Thanx Cerebrally Orgasmic ...I appreciated the comment and It sorta made me think about blogging again lol i miss the input amongst other things so good looks ;-).
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